Don't Try to Win Over the Haters Hoodie — Delilah and Dax's - 'You're Not the Jackass Whisperer' Statement Hoodie
This relaxed midweight hoodie delivers dry, well-earned wisdom straight from Delilah the mom donkey, with baby Dax close by, quietly learning the art of not engaging. The front features Delilah and Dax paired with a minimalist, tongue-in-cheek message that says it all:
“Don’t try to win over the haters — you’re not the jackass whisperer.”
Equal parts cozy and cutting, this hoodie is for people who’ve learned that peace beats proving a point. The soft yet substantial fabric drapes effortlessly, while dropped shoulders create an easy, lived-in silhouette that feels right whether you’re running errands, sipping coffee, or side-eyeing nonsense from afar. A roomy pouch pocket and a lined two-piece hood add practica
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
l warmth for cool mornings and long evenings. Ethically made and OEKO-TEX certified, it’s an everyday layer that delivers the message gently… but clearly.
Product features-
Two-piece jersey-lined hood for added warmth and structure
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Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, casual fit
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Convenient pouch pocket for hands or small items
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Midweight (approx. 8.4 oz/yd²) cotton-blend fabric with soft 100% cotton face
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OEKO-TEX, FLA, and WRAP-certified production; socially and environmentally conscious
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Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble dry: low heat
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Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
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Do not dry clean
2-piece hood
2-piece color-matched jersey fabric lined hood for added warmth and style.
Dropped shoulders
Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel.
Pouch pocket
Includes a pouch pocket for convenient storage and warmth.
FLA and WRAP-certified
Produced in a facility partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certified, reflecting socially conscious manufacturing standards.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester.
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, Ink Blot use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish.
OEKO-TEX Standard 100
Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for sustainable manufacturing practices.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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